May 2011
6 posts
1 tag
Shobies, and then some
You know what really pisses me off, people who wear socks with sandals. That’s right, socks with sandals my friends, an un-godly combination as bad as French fries and mayonnaise— there is simply no room in this society for either one. Ergonomically speaking, socks cannot compliment the design of a single toed sandal; the sock covers all toes, thus rendering the large toe un able to...
Fat people
I hate fat people, I really do. They seriously inconvenience me with their motor retardations, most often when behind one on a narrow stairwell, or inside an unusually small sized elevator car. They drain our already overly taxed healthcare system, with their self induced diabetes, and insurance covered barriatric surgeries; you make me sick (no pun intended). Everyone is always saying “but...
Gotta make up for lost time..
Just a random side note, I love blogging as of this morning. Yes people, for those who know me quite well, one would agree that I enjoy the act of conversing, and/or talking in large quantities of any sort, and have realized that I hopped on the blogging wagon a little bit too late. Stay tuned, each day I am going to post one rant about everything that I detest in this world, and things regarding...
“Here’s another question I’ve been pondering - what is all this shit...”
Osama was shot, oh no!
I am getting a little sick and tired of the controversy that has erupted following the death of Osama. I’ve heard many seemingly compelling arguments regarding whether or not we, the people of the United States, should be celebrating this as a victorious occasion, as an extension of our nationalism. Come on people, really? Osama Bin laden has directly caused the deaths of thousands of men,...
