Shobies, and then some
You know what really pisses me off, people who wear socks with sandals. That’s right, socks with sandals my friends, an un-godly combination as bad as French fries and mayonnaise— there is simply no room in this society for either one. Ergonomically speaking, socks cannot compliment the design of a single toed sandal; the sock covers all toes, thus rendering the large toe un able to fit. Thinking about this makes me cringe even more, as I can picture some frumpy white family fumbling around with beach toys their children will never use, whilst strolling to the beach as a shoebie. Get away from my beach, and get the idea out of your head that socks are designed to be worn with sandals. Make up your mind, do you want to wear shoes, or do you want to wear sandals, you can’t have both!! That is all…
